UMBRELLAS

Are you scared to get too attached to your umbrella?

Picture this:

You’re running the gauntlet of wind and rain.

...But within minutes, your umbrella rips, flips and breaks.

Caught in the downpour, the wind drags you across the street like Mary Poppins.

...And after a spew of obscenities that would make a nun blush, you throw your tattered umbrella to the curb.

We feel your pain bro.

Because since when did an umbrella actually keep you dry?

...Unbreakable Umbrellas.

These umbrellas are practically invincible!

Sure, they’ll bend in the wind a bit...But they’re fitted with fibreglass so strong it’ll keep a hurricane out. And no matter how windy it is, you can instantly unflip the umbrella by pulling down on the collar.

Here’s why you’ll be singing in the rain:

• Stay dry like a boss - never worry about rain again!
• Unbreakable - no matter how strong the wind is.
• Save money - you’ll never need to buy another umbrella.
• Stylish - unlike most umbrellas, this one won’t make you look like a Batman villain!