Cool Story Bro.

First world problems, white whines, whatever you call them.
They can easily push a fellow Broseph over the edge.

...Take these 2 jock-bros for example, waiting for a bus outside the University of Auckland...

“Hey brah, you NEED to watch this twerking cat video.”

*Whips out his tangled earphones*

But even houdini couldn’t crack these knots.

“You take right. I’ll take left…”

“Yea - I’ve got this bro.”

He really didn’t have it. The clock was ticking. Winter was coming.

“Ah...balls.”

It was exhausting. Futile. And one EPIC fail.

But the struggle was all around them. Like knotmageddon, scores of uni students at the bus stop were facing this unbearable pressure...Either hopelessly untangling their earphones now - or stuffing them in their bags for later.

Witnessing this chaos, we couldn’t help but ask ourselves - how can we help a bro out?

We searched high and wide for a quick-fix. We looked under every crevice of the internet. And then we found a device that goes “hook, pull, boom”. Now in one fell swoop, you never have to worry about your tangled headphones again. Thanks bro!

...One simply doesn’t just “find” a quick solution to these first world problems. And that’s where we, your fellow bros, come in. Because we’ve got your back (no bromo).

Brain freeze, soggy cereal, the arduous trek to find your TV remote. It’s time to chuck your brozac away because together we can fight back. At Thanks Bro!, we help you solve your first world problems like a boss.

*Cue the fistpump.*